I can, but I won't

26. Bibliophile. Casual gamer. Lazy beyond redemption. Still searching. Expect nothing.

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the-fault-in-my-fandoms:

[commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]

(Source: siquia)

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

Reblogged from bigbryan

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

Reblogged from misterpalomedes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

midnightrainbow:

your-royal-tigress-of-leo-iii:

sizvideos:

Watch the video 

Follow our Tumblr

I will judge you if you don’t this on your blog.

omg what is life. This dog (and baby!) are too precious.

I AM SORRY SMALL HUMAN

I DID WRONG ;_;

I WILL BE GOOD DOG NOW

glass-monsters:

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

Relevant right now

Reblogged from queenbeanzz

glass-monsters:

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

Relevant right now

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

Reblogged from quantum-dot

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

(Source: merasmusmoved)

Reblogged from fuckyeahexistentialism

I’m gonna start screaming, “OEDIPUS!” instead of “MOTHER FUCKER!” just to see who catches on.

Reblogged from samandriel

Reblogged from ojaciepierdziele

metamorphosis2011:

Let’s play ‘spot the guys who’ve been snooping round tumblr’

x

Reblogged from eviene

painlock:

(Source: sir-mycroft)

intelligentwolf:

crystalsoulslayer:

procyonvulpecula:

pagannerd:

proxydialogue:

anneretic:

infinity-imagined:

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

the grand showdown

Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism. 
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. 

“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.

Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Reblogged from quantum-dot

intelligentwolf:

crystalsoulslayer:

procyonvulpecula:

pagannerd:

proxydialogue:

anneretic:

infinity-imagined:

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

the grand showdown

Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism. 

Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. 

“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.

Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

(Source: dewogong)

comicbookparody:

By Rockie Davies

Reblogged from crumpassingmaster

comicbookparody:

By Rockie Davies

(Source: evan210tr)

Reblogged from tyene-sand-snake

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

Reblog if you’re a “Whatever the fuck I feel like posting” blog.

Reblogged from tyene-sand-snake

theparanoidwriteruniverse:

image

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jennytrout:

charlesmacaulayy:

telling someone to read a book and watching as their world slowly gets destroyed by it

image

Most appropriate .gif use in the history of the internet.

(Source: morevnaa)

Crowley's sexual preference

Reblogged from tyene-sand-snake

  • Fan: Is Crowley gay?
  • Mark: I don't think he cares. He just likes making people uncomfortable